If you're going to a restaurant with your boyfriend, please resist the urge to sit on the same side of the table. And if you're going to do it while wearing cream colored hose and cream colored shoes, just stay the hell home.
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My boyfriend and I like to sit on the same side of the table, while wearing matching cream hose and cream shoes and gratuitously swapping spit all in front of you and your children. It's so great.
2 comments:
My boyfriend and I like to sit on the same side of the table, while wearing matching cream hose and cream shoes and gratuitously swapping spit all in front of you and your children.
It's so great.
Damn, I was so hoping you wouldn't recognize yourself in my carefully veiled writing!
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