Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Vegas Part 3

See, what's so frustrating about Vegas is how hard it is to get information.  It's like they don't even want you to know what there is to do.  Every event is a closely guarded secret.

Like, how will you ever find out what show is playing right there in the Venetian?


And what about comedy?  Are there any comedians around?


Come on, people.  Those signs are only ten stories tall.  Put a little effort into your advertising, wouldya?


What's that?  Wayne Brady's in town?  And Phantom??  You'd sell more tickets if you just let people know .


I heard a whisper of a rumor that Toni Braxton was performing at the Flamingo.



Because I am 12 years old, I thought it would be hilarious to have the hotel room that looked right out of her crotch. 

And just to prove that you can market absolutely anything, here's my favorite. 

Yesirree.  These people actually paid for oxygen.  And not only could you buy it, you then got to partake of your purchase by sitting in a crowded food court with a plastic cannula up your nose.   Good God, I hope those were single use.










5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG - I am dying at the thought of you peering out of Toni Braxton's crotch.  Guess I'm 12 too.  And, gotta ask, is the Oxygen Bar non-smoking?  *snort*

Anonymous said...

lol, Amy.  And Janet, you're funny, too, sweetie.  Steve thought that the Vegas strip looked like the mini golf course of the gods.  Pyramid shooting light rays? check.  Lion, so you can shoot the ball between his paws?  Check.  Of course, we were staying at Circus Circus, so we were a little jumpy.

Anonymous said...

we're becoming more decadent than the Roman Empire at its nadir every day.

Anonymous said...

It's that discreet, quiet tastefulness that makes Vegas what it is.

Anonymous said...

Maybe next year, we should all meet in Vegas for the MC Ball.  OMG, I can only picture it now.  It's supposed to be a serious affair...well, during the ceremony anyway.  I can't imagine trying to keep a straight face & quiet with you, the other J's & Am.  That would be a blast.